Archive for October, 2008
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6 Jokes to Keep you Alive
Inmates at the prison I work in shine shoes in order to make a few extra bucks.
I was having my shoes shined one day when the prisoner began to complain.
“Here I am with a degree, and I have to resort to shining shoes.” he grumbled.
“What kind of degree do you have?” I asked.
He replied, “First degree.”
- STEVEN RAY
It’s obvious my girlfriend works in IT.
As our waitress walked away, she slipped on a wet spot on the floor.
“How about that?” Amy observed wryly.
“Our server is down.”
- JOSEPH LASSEGARD
The wheel of my grocery cart was making a horrible scrapping sound as I rolled it through the supermaket.
Nevertheless, when I finished my shopping and saw a cartless woman, I offered it up, explaining,
“It makes an awful noise, but it works.”
“That’s OK,” she said, taking it.
“I have a husband at home like that.”
- DONNA URLEY
I was sprawled on the living-room couch watching my favoritee show on the Food Network when my husband walked in.
“Why do you watch those food shows?” he asked.
“You don’t even cook.”
Glaring back at him, I asked.
“Then why do you watch football?”
- LINDSEY WRIGHT
Following my husband’s physical exam, the doctor delivered some bad news.
“Your white blood cells are elevated,” he said.
“What does that mean?” I asked.
Looking concerned, the doctor explained,
“Up.”
- MERNA JOHANNESSEN
I’m not much of a gift wrapper, especially compared with the women who work at our shop.
But I was the only one available the day a customer wanted a gift wrapped for his mother.
“Sorry,” I said, handing back a box covered with wrinkled, oddly taped paper.
“It’s wrapped, but it sure looks like a guy did it.”
“Great,” he said happily.
“Now my mum will think I did it myself.”
- ANDREW BRANNON
Granado Espada – Finally a lvl 100
Finally reached lvl 100 for my catherine. The other two should be able to reach 100 soon lol
Heres a picture ^^
Now to wait for my pet which too bad will only be avaiable at 2am lol They need time to hatch you know.
[Will upload a picture of the egg later lol]
And the pet that will soon hatch and serve me as my maid/slave that wld pick money and items for me.
Just 4 Laughs!: October 24 – October 31
The plumber fixes a leak in the doctor’s house then bills him for $1000.
“This is ridiculous!” says the doctor.
“I don’t even charge that much.”
Then the plumber says, “Neither did I when I was a doctor.”
JEFFREY RAIFFE
A wife buys an enormous birthday present for her husband. He opens it and looks rather confused.
“What am I supposed to do with a rocket?”
“You wanted space,” she replies.
“Now get lost.”
SAMUEL SNOWDEN
[Surfing the Web] – Brainbashers.com
Found this pretty cool website that those who enjoy putting their brain to work would no doubt find themselves glued onto this site. Brainbashers.com has a large variety of puzzles, games, illusions, sudoku puzzles, and more.
With just a click on the ‘Puzzles’ button, one would already be amazed with how many types there are on the site. From jigsaw puzzles to math puzzles to crosswords to logic puzzles, many of which are updated daily.
On top of that there are even monthly contests that you can take part in to see how good of a brainbasher you are lol.
Picture of the Week: October 20 – October 27
Term of the Week: polyphonic ringtone- October 19 – October 26
Term of the Week (one of the words in webopedia):
polyphonic ringtone
[via webopedia]
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